Men are such liars.
My brother is no exception.
Ok he's probably just a kid, not yet a man. But the lies he spins..incredible.
After being sooooo sick until he couldn't get up to open the door for gf (his tutor) or pick up any phone calls, (which I saw him call someone just 10 mins before she arrived), he apparently threw the alarm clock on the floor in his anger and attributed it to an earthquake.
Oh yeah, since when did SG have such a tremor?
GUYS, for heaven's sake. Please come up with more logical lies. Which brings me to another guy who said that he's not online because he's soooo busy with work or his work clears msn from his server when actually he deleted me from msn for god-knows-what-reason. *rolls eyes*
Actually, it's because there was an earthquake of ritcher 8.0 in Jurong so my house was upheaved. I couldn't find my laptop because it was under the debris, yeah and the fact that I need to make use of the travelator to go around my 5 storey mansion didn't help. Ahhh..see the relation?
Oh, and we didn't forget the famous phrase: This post is not meant to be taken seriously. It's meant to be taken tongue in cheek. =P
Did I get it correctly this time round?
