1. Lady: Do you know where Crabtree and Evelyn is?
Me: Crabstick and Evelyn is at B1 (realises my mistake and hope that she didn't hear it)
Lady: *bursts out laughing* Are you very hungry?
2. We were standing at the bridge trying to catch fireworks on National Day where patriotism rules the day, when suddenly the old-uncle-who-hates-Singapore-on-a-bike-drove-by-like-Japanese soldiers-during-WWII screams: Waste money on stupid fireworks!! Stupid bloody Singaporeans!
Everyone was stunned for a split second, because he just had to destroy the beautiful moment, but composure soon regained itself and we chuckled at his joke-of-the-year. Well done Uncle!
Btw, we love the fireworks. It was beautiful :)
SO WHAT if the government is wasting money on this? It's National Day, so feel patriotic. And gave me 10 mins of happiness. Who says happiness can't be brought by money?
